Asshats Slapz are built for hard hats, toolboxes, bumpers, and hard heads in general. You grab one, we toss in a freebie, so your gear gets double the attitude right away.

Thick, durable vinyl means …

Our Seed Whore Sticker is for the ones who do not take themselves too seriously. It is cheeky, bold, and guaranteed to get a double-take wherever you slap it.

Perfect for water bottles, laptops, …

The FEED ME Slogan Sticker is that simple, loud hit you can drop anywhere. Clean, catchy wording so everyone knows exactly what crew you rock with.

Stick it on cases, consoles, sketchbooks, or …

Our Personalized Feed Me Banner turns any booth, room, or stream setup into your own mini headquarters. It is a 2x3 banner with bold FEED ME styling, customized with your name, handle, or crew …