
Asshats Slapz

$3.00
Asshats Slapz are built for hard hats, toolboxes, bumpers, and hard heads in general. You grab one, we toss in a freebie, so your gear gets double the attitude right away.
Thick, durable vinyl means they can take a beating on job sites, truck doors, or lunchboxes without peeling off after a week. If your day involves steel-toes, long shifts, and unfiltered language, these belong on whatever you roll up in.
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